Name is Christian. I'm 18 and my blog is just random. Enjoy my thoughts.

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

(Source: cute-overload)

xaviersboner:

loveofotaku:

creativealias:

The Art of Lying

#Pinnochio learned how to deal with his problem and he dealt with it well

^literally the best way to earn my admiration and respect

marinaandthedildos:

Think you can hide lil bitch.

(Source: phoebe-buffay)

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale)

(Source: finnn-the-human)

bestlols:

Karma

bestlols:

Karma

(Source: funnyshare.org)

(Source: ignitionrmx)